You did it. You spent your entire student loan on books, weird-ass vegan stuff, and useless bibelots. And you're freaking twenty-seven! Nobody really manages to grasp what goes through your head. What kind of PhD student would do such a thing, especially in a foreign country? You are plain crazy. Congratulations to you, however, for managing to get a part-time job as a teacher. Not exactly what you'd expect with a doctorate in physics, but nobody said that finding a new vocational path was impossible at your age. Maybe you'll even find yourself liking it. You've been here for three days though, so I it's kind of difficult to tell: what kind of teacher will you be? You're having fun while the staff ain't looking, but if I were you, I'd cut the jokes a bit. If you see what I mean. And stop flirting around, for god's sake! Woman, you're jeopardy on legs.